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You didn't choose the rivalry. The rivalry chose you.

The Emotionally Attached to Men That Don't Exist Tote is for the reader who has been in a heated, unresolved, completely fictional conflict since chapter one — and is still not over it. You have a team. You have enemies. You have very loud feelings about a TV adaptation that shall not be named and whether they got him right.

Was the casting perfect or did they completely miss the vibe? Did the show do the rivals justice or did it fumble the most important scene in the entire series? These are real questions. You are a real person with real emotions about fake men on ice, and this tote is here to support you through all of it.

Carry it to your watch party. Carry it to the bookstore to buy the version with the better cover. Carry it as a warning to anyone nearby that you will absolutely bring up the book-versus-show debate unprompted.

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