Grandma's Unsolicited Advice Perennials Tote Bag

It comes back every year, whether you asked for it or not.

This 100% cotton tote features a gorgeous purple botanical illustration that looks like it belongs in a vintage seed catalog — which is exactly the energy. Equal parts garden aesthetic and generational humor, it's the bag for anyone who has ever nodded politely while being told how to cook, raise children, or tend their garden by someone who was absolutely not asked.

Perfect for farmers markets, garden center runs, library trips, or any outing where you want your bag to do the talking for you.

• 100% cotton tote
• Long shoulder handles
• Lightweight and reusable
• Pairs well with strong opinions and good dirt under your fingernails
• Lukewarm hand wash only

Advice not included. You're welcome.

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